How To Write A Good Blog Post

Friday, September 12, 2014 Stef dela Cruz 6 Comments

To write a good blog post, your first paragraph shouldn’t have just one sentence.

You should always chek your spelling. Nobody wants a layzy person who deosn’t spellcheck.

Use photos wisely in your blog post. Your photo should always be related to what you are writing about. Your photo caption should convince people to read your blog post.

How To Write A Good Blog PostThis is my cat. He loves to sit on my desk. I keep my laptop on my desk. I write my blog posts on my laptop. So yes, this photo of my cat is VERY MUCH RELATED to the topic of blogging.

If you want to write a good blog post, always checks your grammar. Your readers will hates you if you give them a hard time with your really bad English. You might even earn your first bunch of haters – you can never can tell!

Learn about plagiarism. It’s actually okay to copy everything off someone else’s blog because blogs aren’t copyrighted. And I assure you, these are my own words, not a Filipino senator’s. (Or maybe they are, but since I saw his words on the Internet, copying his words makes everything okay. And yeah, we have the same source, too – I almost forgot to say that, whew!)

Know the important keywords that people often try to find on Google – and write a blog post on those topics. That means you should blog about porn, disgusting sex, unfounded gossip, and other topics that would break the spirit of good people.

Use social media to promote your blog post. On Facebook, tag as many people you don’t know until your post gets marked as spam. Keep promoting on Twitter so that you flood everybody’s wall feed. It’s the only sure way to make your mark in the blogging world.

Get famous celebrities to endorse you. It’s not what you know, it’s who you know. Who cares if you have content that’s full of foulmouthed shitty cuss words that make Shakespeare want to live again just so he can bitch-slap your sorry ass?

To write a good blog post, write about important events. Did your nail just break? Did you just spot a strand of curly white pubic hair? Oh my God, what are you waiting for?!? BLOG ABOUT IT!!!

Get a sense of humor. No, I’m not kidding.

Stef dela CruzAbout the blogger
Stef dela Cruz is a doctor and writer. She received the 2013 Award for Health Media from the Department of Health. She maintains a health column in Health.Care Magazine and a cat welfare column in The Manila Bulletin's Animal Scene. Add her to your circles.

6 comments:

  1. Haha really loved it Stef. I'll try to post later about my porn watching daily routine. hahaha LOL

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  2. Thanks, Gem! Don't forget to write about disgusting sex, too!

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  3. What a great post. This would help me start my blog.

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  4. WOW. If you seriously want to follow these tips, go ahead - it's your grave you're digging. :)

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  5. Disgusting Sex - The act of talking about how the dinner you ate last night came out "oh-so-wrong" the morning after, all while in the act of copulating with your partner.

    Great post Stef! :)

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  6. Haha! Ew, that IS disgusting. Thanks, SWN!

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